I went to pick up police records from Pullman PD on Friday and Dee, the public information officer, was not happy with me.
"I hope you know I worked over Thanksgiving to get you these," she said sternly.
I felt bad. So I went and got them some coffe, tea and scones (I was afraid if I got too sterotypical and took them black coffee and jelly doughnnuts they'd taze me.)
And it worked! Not only did they give me the records for every assault, fight and citizen dispute in Pullman over the last year but I got them quickly and with a smile.
But it wasn't cheap. $40 later I had in my hot little hands the proof of every douche bag's naughty behavior over the last year.
So if you've been a bad kid lately I might be reading about it soon - watch out!
"Better be good, better not cry ... "
dougnuts? OK, mr. british. where i come from, they're donuts.
ReplyDeletesomeone's been reading too much telegraph and daily mail and guardian!